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grep -R nikomu /usr/src/linux
wynik:
/usr/src/linux/arch/sparc64/mm/ultra.S: * Staraj sie tego nikomu nie pierdolnac...
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hehe dobre zdażało mi sie używać zmiennych $dupa ale o $ch*** nie pomyślałem :]
mnie jakość nie drażnią te wulgrazymy i często są najlepszym sposobem na opisanie czegoś :D
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JA bym proponowal zrobic
grep -R fuck /usr/src/linux
.....
Wtedy dopiero sie zaczynaaa ... :)
/usr/src/linux/fs/jffs/intrep.c: don't fuck up. This is why we have
/usr/src/linux/lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
/usr/src/linux/include/linux/netfilter_ipv4/ipt_limit.h: /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
/usr/src/linux/include/linux/netfilter_ipv6/ip6t_limit.h: /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-m68k/sun3ints.h:/* master list of VME vectors — don't fuck with this */
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-sparc64/system.h: /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-parisc/spinlock.h: * writers) in interrupt handlers someone fucked up and we'd dead-lock
/usr/src/linux/net/core/netfilter.c: /* James M doesn't say fuck enough. */
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_snmp_basic.c: * (And this is the fucking 'basic' method).
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/netfilter/ipt_limit.c: * Alexey is a fucking genius?
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv6/netfilter/ip6t_limit.c: * Alexey is a fucking genius?
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/b44.c: /* ??? What the fuck is the purpose of the interrupt mask
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/macsonic.c: fuck did SONIC_BUS_SCALE come from, and what was it supposed
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
/usr/src/linux/drivers/char/drm/drmP.h:extern int DRM(release_fuck)(struct inode *inode, struct file *filp);
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c: * phase things. We don't want to fuck directly with
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c: /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
/usr/src/linux/drivers/sound/aci.c:/* The four ACI command types are fucked up. [-:
/usr/src/linux/drivers/cdrom/sbpcd.c: blkdev_dequeue_request(req); /* task can fuck it up GTL */
/usr/src/linux/drivers/ide/pci/cmd640.c: * These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
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gg: 1640760 Linux Registered User: #289621
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cgyba będ esprawdzał kazd enapotkane źródełka na zawartość słów potocznych, - dobry ubaw ;)
wybrane z:
grep -R shit /usr/src/linux
/usr/src/linux/fs/jffs2/dir.c: /* Oh shit. We really ought to make a si ngle node which can do both atomically */ /usr/src/linux/include/asm-mips/mipsprom.h:/* More PROM shit. Probably has to d o with VME RMW cycles??? */ /usr/src/linux/drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* Remember: "Different name, same old b uggy as shit hardware." */ /usr/src/linux/drivers/net/declance.c: * v0.007: Big shit. The LANCE seems to use a different DMA mechanism to /usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.h: /* The HME is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. */ /usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: /* shit */ /usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: /* shit */ /usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.c: if (qpti->clock == 0) /* bullshi t */ /usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c: /* shit */ /usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c: /* shit */ /usr/src/linux/drivers/block/ub.c: * This is typic ally ENOMEM or some other such shit. /usr/src/linux/drivers/sbus/char/Kconfig:# no shit Plik binarny /usr/src/linux/drivers/built-in.o pasuje do wzorca /usr/src/linux/arch/i386/mach-visws/setup.c: * What lunatic came up with thi s shit? Plik binarny /usr/src/linux/arch/i386/boot/compressed/vmlinux.bin pasuje do wzor ca /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/pcic.c: * to sh it into regions like that. /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/mm/srmmu.c: * this shit off... nice job Fujitsu. /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/lib/checksum.S: * give up. I'm serious, I am g oing to kick the living shit /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc64/lib/checksum.S: * are two fold. Firstly, they cannot pair with jack shit, /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc64/solaris/socksys.c: * No shit. WTF is it supposed to do, anyway? /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc64/mm/ultra.S: * in Microelectronics who refused to fi x this shit.
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